Biding my time 🎭 META COMMENTARY: There are no main characters in real life. So why does a video has to have Main Character? (And That's The Point) 🎭 A supposed protagonist Jake Morrison does literally nothing to drive the plot forward. He's basically a very confused piece of furniture that occasionally makes noise. Jake is basically a very expensive MacGuffin with commitment issues. Revolutionary? Probably not. Accurate representation of some relationships? 👀 You decide! 🤖💕